UniMotion Drive System generates up to 1000up (Unicorn Power).

Simian Technology Control is the central brain of the system, regulating all automagicness throught the machine.

Necessary supplies are flown in from the best intertube factories across the noodlesphere.

Kinetic energy converts to hyperelectric power via spherical nooblechargers.

All system activity is collected, filtered, land expelled through the Omnivore™ pressure regulator.

System wide maintenance is conducted by our ExtraSpecialists 23 hours a day, 6.5 days a week.

Simian review ensures tiptop quality and performance across entire automagical spectrum.

Lever force generators result in piston-cam-cup activated deployment system.

Highly combustible propellants deploy each batch of outgoing matterunits with pinpoint accuracy and 99.9% deliverability-consumability ratios.

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